religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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(via kianlawley)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via tyleroakley)

giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

(via kianlawley)

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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(via unshaped)

snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

(Source: snapchatting, via sometimesshitgoeswrong)

“ I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(Source: cozyqueen, via effin-ana)

joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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(Source: joshpeck, via effin-ana)